20 Most Painful Shoes Ever Created
Women love shoes. No, wait, that’s an incorrect statement. Women are in love with shoes! Shoes are women’s second best friends right next to diamonds. Sure women will buy beautiful gowns but have you noticed how when a woman poses she always pushes out a foot to show off her amazingly expensive shoes, which at times cost as much if not more than the dress itself.
1. Asian Doll
Women love shoes. No, wait, that’s an incorrect statement. Women are in love with shoes! Shoes are women’s second best friends right next to diamonds. Sure women will buy beautiful gowns but have you noticed how when a woman poses she always pushes out a foot to show off her amazing expensive shoes, which at times cost as much if not more than the dress itself.
2. Roman Still-ettos
Roman Goddesses could wear a pair of this lace-up wonders. But why oh why would anyone else want to, unless you’re going to a party as Diana the Huntress. Heels are not painkillers but pain makers.
3. Empress New Shoes
Children’s fable about the Emperor’s New Clothing who thought he had clothes sewn especially for him, but the clothes were all make believe leaving him naked. Meet a lineage to that fable and try to walk on wired high heels in this near-invisible fantasy most painful shoe ever created.
4. Bondage
Shackles and chains work for biker chics. Step aside tough girls because a pair of stainless steel, high heeled with lock & key stilettos are high fashion and only worn if you have a high tolerance level for pain.
5. Boxing Glove Shoes
Unless a woman is accustomed to a good solid workout for her feet, no way she’ll last ten rounds in these obnoxious most painful shoe ever created. They look cool but how do feet walk in gloves?
6. Cardboard Shoes
The world needs us to recycle paper but to wear paper shoes I don’t think eco-friendly do-gooders had this in mind. Paper cuts always a possibility with this insanely most painful pair of shoes ever made.
7. Pikachu Platforms
The Pokeman fad lives on as this very high platform shoes imbeds the video game and small play action figure. The problem with these shoes is not only in walking but balancing one self as not to fall.
8. Real Feet 
Avant Garde fashion is all about thinking out of the box. Wearing “real feet” shoes is beyond any box. Not only is this a most painful shoe ever created it’s also one of the creepiest shoes ever made. Gross factor level 10!
9. Crocodile Converse
“See you later, alligator… after awhile crocodile.” Would a man wear this pair of shoes or would a woman? How do you walk in shoes with teeth?
10. LEGO Shoe
Cross between toy and sci-fi super heroine. There’s padding around the ankle but how to you walk in plastic without crackling as you go? Pretty unique design but also pretty painful shoe ever made.
11. Cork Sandal
It would take many bottles of wine before you can construct this pair of shoes, but why would you when the comfort level is nonexistent. If you can’t walk in sandals then just go barefoot. Cork has no spring or give so expect ache with each step.
12. Off the Ankle
Off the shoulder blouses are considered sexy. Off the ankle shoes looks sexy and definitely one of the most painful shoes ever made. Barefoot maiden in distress, she’ll need a foot massage later.
13. Meccano
Off the shoulder blouses are considered sexy. Off the ankle shoes looks sexy and definitely one of the most painful shoes ever made. Barefoot maiden in distress, she’ll need a foot massage later.
14. Claw Shoes
Every woman loves the thought of having a knee high type boot to wear but claws for heels pointed at her bare foot is not what women have in mind. How does a women walk without clawing herself?
15. Spikey Heels
We live in a dangerous world many women carry pepper spray in their purse. These shoes are more lethal than pepper spray. The jury is still out in how a woman crosses her legs in a pair of these without spiking herself.
16. Fashionable Ballet
Little girls dream of becoming ballerinas as well as fashion models. This pair of the most painful shoe ever created gives her the best and worst of both worlds.
17. Red Platform
Women like to wear boots, brighter the color the better. If a shoe is easier to put on than it is to stand and keep your balance then you’ve just bought yourself a pair of the most painful shoes ever created, uber cool but uber painful.
18. High-Tide Heels
She’s a scuba diver who wants to share her hobby on dry land. Flippers are hard to walk on shore but to add heels to them, how to you stand without falling.
19. Art
Fashion designers like Christian Dior love to create works of art, but should art be worn on the foot. Classy, yes! Wearable, only as one of the most painful shoes ever created. The soles and heels were not made for walking, but they sure look pretty awesome.
20. Banana Peel
Love fruit? Slips on shoes are usually quite comfortable but these take the cake, or should we say, the banana split! The challenge is to keep your foot inside the shoe while walking, if you can manage walking in banana shoes.
Just a note (I’m recovering mentally from the image of the bound foot, thank you)….those rainbow platforms are Ferragamo’s from the 1940s.
Can’t get over the photo of the bound foot… yikes. I still feel like going high heel shopping now, though. I guess the body really does forget pain?
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